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The Stresses of Being a Time Traveling Bible News Press Reporter

Time traveling has its challenges. You’ve all seen the dilemmas in the movies. Do you let the people know about the mistakes or choices they are about to make? The difference was that I was writing the Bible News Press trying to take on the identity of a person who was actually unaware of the […]

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Bible News Press: Ultimate Government Shut Down in Hands of All Hebrews

reported by BNP via Leviticus Today In an unexpected announcement, The God has outlined potential future government shut down policies.  While decisions regarding implementation are clearly under His control, responsibility is being left to the general citizenry. Situations leading to such a shut down are defined unambiguously and should not catch anyone by surprise. Any […]

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Bible News Press: Perpetual Property Rights and Poverty Policies Linked to Jubilee Calendar

reported by BNP via Leviticus Today The new Jubilee laws appear to be boon to the common man. In a world where the powerful elite claim ownership of land and persons at will, these Hebrew laws put strict limits on title deed transfers and contracts of indenture. In summary, a man cannot squander the family […]

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Bible News Press – Zero Tolerance on Blasphemy in Hebrew Camp

reported by BNP via Leviticus Today An unremorseful man was executed yesterday for deliberately cursing the God who freed our Hebrew nation from slavery. He was fighting another man for unknown reasons when he began to grossly slander this Deity who has guarded and fed us since release from bondage.  Many witnesses to the altercation […]

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Slew of Legal Holidays Excludes Priests

reported by BNP via Leviticus Today The Hebrew Nation may become known as the Party Nation. The latest communication via Mr. Hatshepsutson from the High God is a long list of festivals, some of them weekly. Each holiday, whether a day long or 50 days long, involves a lot of public celebration, relief from everyday […]

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