What would a tropical island be without lava? But, I prefer my lava served cold. They have some of that out on the most southwestern corner of Maui, along La Perouse Bay. Wild Greg had previously checked it out and decided it would be a good place to test my limits of interacting with uncertainty. […]
Helpless Female Wears Super Dimensional Dreadlocks
If I frightened anyone driving through town Friday afternoon, I apologize. But, maybe I shouldn’t say anything. Maybe you didn’t recognize me. Or, maybe you are trying to forget… Hair is such a simple, non-essential, threat to a woman’s sanity. At the forefront of her effort to look pleasing to her man and fit into […]
Looking for Twin Falls in the Maui Jungle – Helpless Female Goes on Another Wild Greg Adventure Tour
Wild Greg Adventure Tours can promise you: the tour guide will try to give you the slip nearly vertical rocky ascents clinging by your fingertips crossing murky bodies of water Don’t be deceived by the presence of other relaxed tourists at the starting area. While they are sauntering along a wide, well groomed path, you […]
Helpless Female versus The Ghost Crab
As the evening light faded, the thin layer of water left over from each wave shimmered like glass in the twilight. If we concentrated, we could barely see the mine field of ghost crab pits along the shore. All sizes of ghost crabs were visible perched on the edges of their holes, silent white spiders […]
Helpless Female Brings Home the Freezer
My husband trusts me – especially if I’m at home…. sitting down…. doing something like balancing the checkbook. Add motion to the equation and he starts to get concerned. He has requested I not go out riding my bike by myself. He doesn’t want me to go knee boarding, even though the rest of the […]