Scary Pink

by Laura on December 27, 2009 · 4 comments

Some people are concerned about what they look like when they exert themselves.  It can be embarrassing.  For instance, my face turns a deep, dark pink no matter how regularly I’ve been working out.  I also have a responsive cooling system, so I get rather shiny.  As I get absorbed in my activity, strange noises sometimes escape.  I attempt some degree of grace of movement as I begin to exercise, but about half way through I go into survival mode – just breath and meet the day’s goal.  I think it is most startling for observers under the age of 30.

Consider that solitary young man who was walking obliviously in the runners’ lane on the indoor track a couple of weeks ago.  I couldn’t see him until I rounded the corner in my final push.  Then he was a mere 20 some feet in front of me and all I could think of came right out of my mouth, “Get out of my way!”  What he thought as he glanced back, then quickly stepped aside, I can only imagine.  Possibly I reminded him of a pyscho-rhinoceros.  Greg had just given me coaching on how to get more momentum from my effort.  Swerving was not the best option, but I would have done it if it had been necessary, hopefully while staying on my feet.

I try to dress  with this inevitable color scheme in mind.  Sometimes I go for the camouflage effect and just wear that pink.  Then I am “the pink blob” with no identifiable features, unless of course I have on the pink t-shirt that I was wearing when I crashed on my bike in Taiwan.  It  has some scary looking rips and tears in the shoulder that I figure make me look mean.  Grrr.  This can be a boost to my state of mind when surrounded by tough guys in the free weight section.

Strangely enough, my husband bought me a cold weather running shirt for Christmas.  It is the correct shade of pink.  I asked him if that meant he would be taking me running.  He said, “Not until I get you a running helmet!”  I apparently scare him in a different sort of way.

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Natalie December 27, 2009 at 8:52 pm

Well, I think that a psycho, pink, rhinoceros is a bit exaggerated, but sometimes you do inspire me and make me wonder if I’m working hard enough :P

Mom December 27, 2009 at 9:30 pm

Well, personally, I like the pink bunny fur coat best of all…. makes your cheeks look nice and healthy. :)

Cindy Nelson December 28, 2009 at 12:16 am

For some reason I never thought of pink as threatening or particularly scary, although I’ve been told red is supposed to be assertive or aggressive………. mixed with a little white that makes pink, so hmmmm, maybe you’re on to something. I would be scared though, if a pink rhino was charging me.

Heidi December 28, 2009 at 8:39 am

A running helmet, eh? hahahaha

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