Teenage Girl Claims Angel Appeared To Her

by Laura on December 3, 2009 · 5 comments

Blodgett Newswire – approximately 732,200 days ago

Reports have been leaked about an angel appearing to a young lady in Nazareth.  Her parents were understandably attempting to keep the story quiet, as it includes claims of supernatural pregnancy.  The woman is currently betrothed to a man of the house and lineage of David, Joseph, also of Nazareth.  Word on the street is that Joseph considered calling off the arrangement, then also claimed to have received a message from an angel, but in the venue of a dream.  He now plans to go through with the marriage.  The couple will be traveling to Bethlehem shortly and all gifts can be left with the magi, who will visit them soon. recent updates on the situation

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Heidi December 3, 2009 at 7:51 pm

In the meantime, Mary has gone to visit her cousin Elizabeth, who may also be the victim of a ‘supernatural’ pregnancy.  Elizabeth has been thought to be past the age of childbearing; her husband Zachariah, a high priest who recently performed Holiest duty at the Temple, has declined to comment on the events.

Laura December 3, 2009 at 8:08 pm

It’s good to have many journalists in the field to cover things properly.

Mom December 3, 2009 at 9:12 pm

The town is all a buzz as to what will happen to this couple in the near future. Life in the homes of Mary and Joseph are a bit tense …. Well, that’s how I think things might have been.

Laura December 3, 2009 at 9:27 pm

We will be following events as they unfold.

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