{"id":20785,"date":"2013-11-09T08:00:48","date_gmt":"2013-11-09T15:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dailyimprovisations.com\/?p=20785"},"modified":"2013-11-18T09:00:03","modified_gmt":"2013-11-18T16:00:03","slug":"helpless-female-learns-to-harvest-sunflower-seeds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailyimprovisations.com\/helpless-female-learns-to-harvest-sunflower-seeds\/","title":{"rendered":"Helpless Female Learns to Harvest Sunflower Seeds"},"content":{"rendered":"
The kitchen table<\/strong> had been obscured by huge mature sunflower heads for a week. I had had some nice help getting the seeds out of the flower head a few days prior<\/a><\/span>, but it was using individually creative and time consuming methods. If I was to continue the process myself, I needed to be faster or it would take a few weeks. I had read up on methods for dislodging the seeds. It was supposed to be easy. All methods were supposed to just encourage the seeds to fall out of the flower. From the way it was presented in the books and websites, I would quickly end up with this lovely pile of seeds, ready to be roasted. Either they live in an alternate universe or I’m not reading the invisible ink.<\/p>\n