Everyone is always arguing about the true meaning of Christmas. What they don’t understand is that the dates are all a hoax to distract us from the Flu Season. Think about it. The first victims of the Flu start succumbing near the end of November, the beginning of the supposed holiday season. The worst of […]
Helpless Female Drives to the Airport
I drive to the local airport a lot, so you’d think I’d have it figured out by now. But I blame the sign makers. Airport traffic directional signs are possibly the only time the government uses too few words and doesn’t over manage. Really, if they can afford those digital bulletin boards to condescendingly harass […]
Helpless Female Learns About Chicken Psychology
Chickens exist for more than bar-b-q meat and egg laying. They are here on this earth to keep us humble. Even though they have brains the size of a pea (not scientifically verified), they keep us constantly guessing about our own view of the world and the predictability of natural phenomena. Some people have pondered that […]
Helpless Female Gets New Garden Cart Tires
Garden cart tires do not last forever. I know, people are always complaining that “things don’t hold up the way they used to,” but I am sure I got my money’s worth out of these tires. They just couldn’t take it anymore. Five years hauling loads and sitting out in the weather. It would have […]
Helpless Female Goes to the Bank
The goal was practical time efficiency. I ordered my day in my mind. I made my bed right after I got dressed. I did some work at my desk while I ate breakfast. I made plans for meals so that I could swim midday in my pool. I supervised my remaining student and had my […]